Oh, this isn’t for me, I’ll go poke a whaler.
The dock house came with us.
Captain Veskar Falkerk, male dwarf (Splintershin checked)
The Grindylow did Sandara’s makeup and gave her a manicure. They just bit off Jack’s arm and leg.
Jack Scrimshaw is mangled. Sandara Quinn is v. beautiful.
Patrick was the tastiest.
NO OFFENCE MISS BUT I’VE SEEN YOU PUMP A BILGE.
Scourge is going to cut Jerry’s smurf off.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE PIRATE EDITION.
Tazs requested a job she can physically perform so now she is the ship’s cocksucker.
Jerry is a machine.
Something bit Jack Scrimshaw down in the bilge while he was catching rats.
Plug and Scourge have a relationship.
FIVE NONHUMIES ARE PRESSGANGED. WHYYYYY.