FIVE NONHUMIES ARE PRESSGANGED. WHYYYYY.
Plug and Scourge have a relationship.
Something bit Jack Scrimshaw down in the bilge while he was catching rats.
Jerry is a machine.
Tazs requested a job she can physically perform so now she is the ship’s cocksucker.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE PIRATE EDITION.
Scourge is going to cut Jerry’s smurf off.
NO OFFENCE MISS BUT I’VE SEEN YOU PUMP A BILGE.
Patrick was the tastiest.
Jack Scrimshaw is mangled. Sandara Quinn is v. beautiful.